My
dearest friends,
If
you are reading this, then my ruse was a success and the world believes me to
be dead. It’s been a great run, but I have decided
it's time to retire. I'm taking the
missus on a long overdue vacation. Unfortunately,
I cannot tell you where I'm going, but I intend to have one hell of a time. Many adventures await me ahead, but for now I bid
you farewell, my FAVORITE American pigs.
