The Ghost of Hugo Chavez - Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!!!

The ghost of Hugo Chavez haunts your dreams.  I am coming for your souls!  BOOooo!

Sorry, my American friends. Too funny to pass up.  Wish I could see your faces right now.  My secret retirement is going great.  I ditched the old bag and am living it up.  You know how Uncle Hugo is with the ladies.  They can’t get enough of the Chavez.  I wish I could tell you where I was and about all my adventures.  I’ll see you around …In Your Nightmares.   Whooooaaa! 

Overdue Retirement

My dearest friends,

If you are reading this, then my ruse was a success and the world believes me to be dead. It’s been a great run, but I have decided it's time to retire.   I'm taking the missus on a long overdue vacation.  Unfortunately, I cannot tell you where I'm going, but I intend to have one hell of a time.  Many adventures await me ahead, but for now I bid you farewell, my FAVORITE American pigs.

I Bid You Farewell

It's been a great 5 years, but all good things must come to an end.

http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=16198379

I bid you all a heartfelt farewell.

Uncle Hugo

Havana Daydreamin'

I arrived back home last night.  It was a nice vacation from all the stress of preparing for world domination.  Nothing like sitting on the beach with some fine women and a little Havan Club.  This cancer thing is a great excuse for escaping for a month or two.  Don't worry, I remembered to bring back souvenirs.  I snuck some Cubans out of the country for my American friends.

....don't ask where I hid them.

It's a bird...it's a plane...it's Awesome!

I've finally got all the archives uploaded for the past five year of holiday cards I've been sending my American friends, but don't tell anybody I have them.  I'll deny it.  You're all American Pigs after all.    Check them out.  They're Awesome, because...I'm Awesome!  

Look up. What's that in the sky?!  It's Awesome!!!

Uncle Hugo

Happy Valentine's Day 2013

Happy Valentine's Day from your favorite Uncle Hugo! 

Valetine's Day 2013

I'm just getting the blog kicked off, so expect some changes over the next few weeks. I hope to get the archives of all my past holiday correspondences uploaded soon.  Stay tuned!

Uncle Hugo

The 2012 Hugo Archive

(click on images for larger view...I dare you)

 Valentine's Day 2012

 St. Patrick's Day 2012

 Easter 2012

4th of July 2012

 I won the 2012 Election!   Suck It, Bitches!

 Halloween 2012

 Thanksgiving 2012

Christmas 2012

Uncle Hugo

The 2011 Hugo Archive

(click on images for larger view...I dare you)

Valentine's Day 2011

St. Patrick's Day 2011

 Easter 2011

 4th of July 2011

 Halloween 2011

Thanksgiving 2011

Christmas 2011

Uncle Hugo

The 2010 Hugo Archive

(click on images for larger view...I dare you)

 Valentine's Day 2010

 St. Patrick's Day 2010

 Mother Fucking Boose Time!

Easter 2010

 4th of July 2010

 Halloween 2010

 Thanksgiving 2010

Christmas 2010

Uncle Hugo

The 2009 Hugo Archive

(click on images for larger view...I dare you)

 Valentine's Day 2009

St. Patrick's Day 2009

 Easter 2009

 4th of July 2009

 Halloween 2009

Thanksgiving 2009

Christmas 2009

Uncle Hugo

The 2008 Hugo Archive

(click on images for larger view...I dare you)

 Valentine's Day 2008

 St. Patrick's Day 2008

 Easter 2008

 4th of July 2008

 Halloween 2008

 Thanksgiving 2008

 Christmas 2008

Uncle Hugo

The Original Hugo Chavez

Every major Holiday for the past five years I have been sending cards to my good friends in Pittsburgh.  I just love those American Pigs. Anyways, this is the very first card I ever sent, circa Christmas 2007.  Enjoy!



Christmas 2007

Uncle Hugo